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Day b4 my legal day.. (meant for 19th)!

All of us went to yol’s house to do tbr

somehow..

I screwed my part

Dumb as i was

LOLS

Zoopie was fat and flurry

Cute little fur ball baoBEH

 

As you  can see

Her eyeballs are popping out! LOL

And ya,

She loves to drool on me

!!

Evening was fun

yol, sai, me

We prepared the food and gosh

We opened the dried bee  hoon

IT Was INFESTED with those dark brown black bug

rice bug (wadever u call that)

Then, my first intuition was to use my long finger nails go dig them out

Too many la.

Gosh

Then none of them wana do it i guess

Too many bugs,

Too little nails

I resorted to using a scissors to “KiaP” them

*cos they seem to hug/cling their dear liife on the been hoonS*

Yol  tried  to drown them with water!

LOLS

After that… (when i was done)

sai opened the small greylish egg (Wadever they call it)

she didnt realise something (was wrong)….

so she just left the opened box there and went to ask yol something..

Somehow

I went over wanting to help her to put the eggs in the water to boil…

Then.

WTh!

I saw some brown slimes

And took a closer look..

MAGGOTS

 then OMfg laa. (ps, i not being vulgar here)

I almost fainted at the sight of those creepy wormsss

Imagine u get close in contact and they start sinking into ur meat.

o god.

Neither yol nor sai dare to take it and dump it down the chute

I did it in the end (voluntarily)..

Hahahs

Our end  product was this:

NICE?

Hahhas! The mushroom i cut one!

LOL

*masterpiece (sai call it)*

Summer ate it when i ask who ate it the following day..

That was when i saw the pic in  her fone the following day

My gorgeous mushroom..

Poor thing* ment to be eaten anyway*

<3 u girlsss!

~xoxo~ E.

 

 

17, not yet 18

Sheesh

I cant wait

the feeling of being older by a year

and being 18

legal 18

wonder how it feels like

gosh

Whats so thrilling?

Yesterday was fun

At lan’s  house

great evening i had over that

Crapness

We  stopped halfway thru our accounts

was kinda stuck

o well

we went crazy with the mic

and little did i noe

she had

“Emily is in the house”

as her msn pm .

Jesus

No wonder her frend’s got it right

even the evil  pigggg

I hav no idea   now

of where to hide my  face  anymore

perhaps bury?

They ought to standardise my  voice clips

as their defaults

I had been a great china deejay ytd.

hope so.

LOLs

 

xoxo~

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